Month: August 2018

That Sweet Potato Cake What We made That One Time

That Sweet Potato Cake What We made That One Time

Something to do with Weekly Food Challenje??  That we’ll, and by that I mean I’ll,probably never make again. But, meh, ’tis helping me practice this code type typing type thing type type-ity type. Ingredients 8floz sunflower oil 6oz brown sugar 2oz white sugar 4 eggs 

Pommes de Terre au Boulangerie

Pommes de Terre au Boulangerie

A classic side dish to accompany most evening meals, uses staple ingredients and taste amazing. Takes around an hour to prepare and cook. Ingredients: Packet of Bacon. Around 1kg potatoes. Any will do. Herb de Provence, 1.5tsp.(or use a substitute; ideally this dish requires at 

Crumble Topping

Crumble Topping

Basic crumble topping for all your sweet, crumbly needs!

Ingredients:
    • 8oz Plain flour
    • 4oz Butter
    • 4oz Brown sugar
    • 2oz Ground almonds
    • 1tsp cinnamon/allspice
    • Pinch of salt
    Method
      1. Blend the butter into the flour until it breadcrumbs.
      2. Mix in the ground almonds, sugar, spice, and all the things which are nice.
      3. Use to top stewed fruits. Bake in the oven at 160*C for around 25 minutes, until golden brown.

      Variations: Add different spices, add desiccated coconut instead of almond (it works well with chocolate custard) or use regular sugar if brown is not available.

Nam Chim Pai (sweet chilli sauce)

Nam Chim Pai (sweet chilli sauce)

A twist on a classic dipping sauce Traditionally I’m informed the recipe calls for Serrano chillies, and rice wine vinegar.I find that throwing a scotch bonnet or two and some birds eyes in, and replacing the rice wine vinegar with apple cider vinegar spices up 

Meatball lasagne el diablo

Meatball lasagne el diablo

Regular readers will know that there are many ways to make a pasta sauce, and Jamie fuckin Oliver’s version is pretty crappy. In the time since we made that episode (holy crap that was three years ago today) I’ve improved on his methods, combined them 

Lemon Curd

Lemon Curd

Life’s lemons became lemon curd

Makes about three 1-lb jars.

Ingredients

  • 4 large lemons (juice and zest)
  • 4 large eggs
  • 12oz caster sugar
  • 8oz unsalted butter
  • 1 dsp cornflour

Method

      • Put a plate in the fridge. You’ll need it later.
      • Whisk eggs in a heavy bottomed pan over a medium heat
      • Add all other ingredients,and stir continually.
      • Whisk or stir for 7-8 minutes, bringing the mixture to a slow rolling boil
      • Simmer while you check the consistency. Drop a blob of curd onto the plate you placed in the fridge earlier, and place back  in the fridge to see how it sets.
      • If it doesn’t run after a few minutes, and resembles lemon curd, it is complete. If it is not setting, add a little more cornflour, continue to simmer for a few moments, and try again.
      • Fill sterilized jars while still very hot, and seal as soon as possible to ensure the vacuum seal is activated. Keeps well unsealed for around three weeks in a cool place.
Redcurrant & Rosemary Jelly

Redcurrant & Rosemary Jelly

Sweet and sharp, with a hint of rosemary. Excellent accompaniment to meats, or to place at the side of a cheeseboard. Ingredients: 1.4kg redcurrants, (fresh) 2 good sized sprigs of fresh rosemary nicked from Alex& Suzi’s garden 1.4kg granulated sugar Knob of butter 1tbsp cornflour 

Maple Curd

Maple Curd

Versatile mapley goodness, can be used in tarts, pastries, pies etc. Ingredients: (makes enough for 2doz tartlets) 3/4 cup /3oz brown sugar (the darker the better!) 1/4 cup/ 3oz maple syrup 1 tbsp butter 1/8th tsp/a good pinch of salt 1 large egg, lightly beaten 

Pain in the Campagne

Pain in the Campagne

A great tasting and versatile, classic bread that will leave you wondering what they used to remove bread dough from stoneware before Fairy liquid was invented.

Ingredients:

The Poolish: (prepare 24hrs in advance of baking)

  • 1/2 tsp yeast (any dried works)
  • 225ml (ish) lukewarm water
  • 200g strong, white bread flour.

The remaining dough:

  • 500g strong white bread flour
  • 1tsp yeast
  • 400ml lukewarm water
  • plain flour for kneading

Method:

  1. Prepare the poolish the day before you intend to make the bread. Combine the ingredients in a bowl, allowing for the mixture to double in size. Leave covered overnight.
  2. Weigh out the dry ingredients into a bowl. Add the poolish and mix well.
  3. Scant the water into the mixture to form a very,very wet dough.
  4. Leave the bowl you prepared the poolish in soak forever.
  5. Gently knead the mixture for a minute or two, folding the dough over itself and pressing down firmly.
  6. Leave to prove for at least 2hrs, at most 20hrs.
  7. Split into two equal sized balls of dough, you will need to either have a bowl of water or oil at hand and learn to deal with squelchy dough, or have a bag of flour handy to shape the dough into a roughly round shape. It is very, very sticky! Do as much of the work as possible with a silicon spatula. Transfer to a very well floured baking tray. Leave to prove for 20-30 minutes.
  8. Leave the bowl to soak with the poolish bowl. Or attempt to loosen the glue-like dough mixture with a blow-torch. Or, to save lots of energy, time, and cleaning products just “accidentally” drop the bowls and replace them later.
  9. Once the loaves have proved, and doubled in size once more, very gently pick them up and tuck the sides under the main dough to forma ball again. Again, use a barrier between your hands and the dough. It is still deceptively very, very sticky!
  10. Score the tops of the loaves with a sharp knife, then put in a preheated oven at 210*c for 30-40minutes, until golden brown on top. It is a bread that is traditionally served well baked-unlike modern pale offerings from the local supermarket bakery. To achieve this, think two shades darker on the Dulux colour chart than you expect, and you’re at the right level of well-baked.
  11. Transfer to a wire rack to cool.
  12. Keeps well for several days, preferably stored in a wax wrapper.
S(qu)kirlie(y?)

S(qu)kirlie(y?)

From a traditional Scottish recipe. Ingredients: 50g butter (or ideally, half and half butter and dripping) 1 medium onion, very finely chopped. 175g oatmeal (not oat bran!!!) Salt and pepper to taste, and any other herb you find lying around. And garlic. Method: Melt the